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Награды в Сообществах
Орден "Карась клавиатуры" - вручается за 5000 постов в Сообществах.
(орден в виде золотой рыбки, у которой вместо чешуи - кнопочки клавиатуры)
Орден "Бочка Диогена" - вручается за самобытную группу, оригинальный дизайн, поддержку группы интересными темами, конкурсами и мероприятиями.
(орден в виде золотой бочки, в которой виднеется монитор или ноутбук)
Орден "Вечевой Колокол" - вручается за создание топика обсуждения, набравшего 300 ответов, без флуда!
(орден в виде золотого колокольчика)
Орден "Хранитель Галереи" - вручается за создание топика с изображениями, набравшего 5000 просмотров.
(орден в виде нескольких золотых рамок для картин, под разными углами наложенных друг на друга; в центре - ключик)
Орден "Терпеливый Тренер" - за создание и проведение 10 конкурсов в Сообществах.
(орден в виде золотого секундомера)
Орден "Фаворит" - за победу в 3 конкурсах, проводимых в Сообществах.
(орден в виде золотой подковы)
+ Индивидуальные ордена Сообществ.
В итоге пока пришли к такому:
Орден "Мастер Слова" - за 5000 постов в Сообществах.
Орден "Мастер Пера" - за топик обсуждения, набравший 300 ответов.
Орден "Мастер Кисти" - за топик с рисунками/фотографиями, набравший 5000 просмотров.
Первый вариант внешнего вида наград:
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Но едва только он произнес свои ругательские слова, в спину ему ударил вопль Воробьянинова:
- СВОЛОЧЬ! ЧЕРВЯК!
Это было первым потрясением для несчастного попика. Второе же потрясение случилось тогда, когда почтенный священник упал на землю, придавленный прыгнувшим на него Остапом Бендером. Но это было не самое страшное. Страшное случилось тогда, когда на лысине попика сомкнулись могучие челюсти сына турецкоподданного, внезапно решившего уподобиться древнему Уголино делла Герардеска из Дантовой "Божественной комедии" © - вырезанный цензурой эпизод из Ильфа и Петрова.
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Котов вернули. Спасибо.Не ругайте погоду - дело это неблагодарное. Лучше займитесь регулировкой собственного настроения, ибо если им не управлять, то оно начнёт управлять вами. (Оригинал мысли принадлежит Горацию, если что)
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Верните нормальных котов!
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В конце-то концов, хотелось бы увидеть того извращенца, который придумал этих беременных или обожравшихся уродов с акульими зубами.Принципиально не буду на него внимания обращать. И так кошек недолюбливаю, а ещё эта пытка его присутствием.
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